Official Picture of Skye Zanzibar

Here's the new OFFICIAL pic of Skye Zanzibar

Friends,
Sorry I've been gone so long.
I had missions to complete and stuff that had to be done with no arguing.
I'm going to try and tell more tales of the incredible
Skye Zanzibar
in his journeys through time.
I got a sweet pic of Skye to post, I'm really excited about.
It's done by Tom Scioli from the Godland comic book and now it is the ultimate, official pic of
Skye Zanzibar
that has ever been done, and ever will probably be done.
I went to Mexico and watched Mexican wrestling called Lucha Libre. Those guys can fly like superheroes and freeze in mid-air and then fly some more if they want to. They blew my mind out and completely blew me away with their incredible moves and sweet masks.
Enough!

Photo of Skye Zanzibar

Ra Ba Croosha, part 2

“Gronk!” Ook of Field said.

“No, Ook, this Mummy is not cute, he’s gross, and I’ve got a big feeling that he’s evil.

Without saying one word, the mummy began to grow. He grew and grew.

Pretty soon he was super big and filled the room.

“Look out, friends,” Jarl, the Pilgrim Ghost said.

The Mummy said, “Ra Ba Croosha!”

Then he smashed a bunch of the science stuff.

The mummy didn’t even stop growing. He smashed out of the wall and ran down the street. By the time he stopped growing he was 20 foot tall.

Skye and Ook jumped on Tear and Jarl floated and they followed Ra Ba Croosha.

He smashed some cars and threw one into the side of a building.

Man, that giant mummy just wanted to smash stuff and do harm.

The local cops shot their pistols at the giant mummy, but he just swiped at them and sent them flying like suckers.

Ra Ba Croosha moved like a cat, all sneaky and low and he crawled through the street just doing tons of damage. Ra Ba Croosha even learned to shoot fire from his eyes. He was burning tons of stuff and cars were exploding.

Ook of Field tried to shoot down the big mummy with his M-60 but the bullets just went into his body.

Skye’s liquid cosmic beam didn’t do anything either except singe Ra Ba Croosha’s bandages.

Even Jarl, the Pilgrim Ghost tried flying through the mummy, “Jah, he is just dust on the inside. But I detect a lot of magic from him.”

“Magic is just unexplained science!” Skye Zanzibar yelled over to Jarl.

Then it started to rain and Ra Ba Croosha dissolved into a capsule.

“I told you, he was made of science, because magic is science,” Skye said.

He and Jarl hugged, but it was a cool, kind of tough, hug that no one would ever think was weird or looked gay.

Ra Ba Croosha

One friend that Skye Zanzibar has that hasn’t been mentioned is Jarl, the pilgrim ghost. Jarl Andersson came to the Unites States in 1623 and then he died with his whole family from diseases. One was called pox and that’s what Jarl died from. Not chicken pox, that make you itchy and covered with dots, but pox that fills you with sickness and gives you a case of the death.

So, in 1923, three hundred years to the day after Jarl died a man with magic, named Jimmy Blossombottom did a séance with some rich folks who wanted to contact their loved ones “on the other side” (dead). Well, poor Jarl Andersson got raised instead of the rich relatives. Jarl became a ghost that wanders around the east coast of the good ‘ol USA. Jarl is serious and dresses in old pilgrim clothes. He is really scared of American Indians and their animal powers. Jarl secretly likes jokes, but damn, he’ll never smile and always be all serious.

So, anyway, in 4708 Jarl, the Pilgrim Ghost and Skye Zanzibar were hanging out in an abandoned building. Skye Zanzibar was drinking some Aztec coffee and Jarl was standing there all serious.

“Jah, the streets are very crowded and I can hardly go anywhere without turning invisible, which is very tiring.”

“Yes, Jarl, overpopulation is a serious concern. Maybe we can solve it. Trust me, it’s only going to get worse. In 5322 a large portion of New York will sink because there’s too much weight from overpopulation. That makes me a bit sad.”

“Gronk,” Ook said.

Then they saw across the building and through the window and over at the next building some scientists were working on something in a secret lab.

“I have never seen them before. This whole area was abandoned,” Jarl said.

“They have electricity, so they must have a generator. They look pretty serious. Should we go ask them what they’re up to?” Skye said.

“Gronk.”

So, Skye and Ook walked over and Jarl floated with them.

They walked up the stairs to the building.

“Jarl, you should turn invisible. You don’t want to scare them,” Skye said.

“Me, scare them? You are dressed like a spaceman and you walk with a caveman.”

“Never mind with the jokes, wiseguy,” Skye said.

Jarl disappeared.

Skye Zanzibar walked into the lab. It looked like they were making a really, really hot soup. There were about ten scientists. They all had their heads completely covered with gear. They had guns too. Mac-10 submachine guns.

One of the scientists ran up to him.

“What are you doing here?” The scientist said.

“What are you doing here?” Skye Zanzibar said.

“You need to get out of here, this is our operation.

“I’m sorry, but this building is shut down. You’re all going to have to leave,” Skye said.

Then Skye waved to the scientists, “Come on guys. It’s time to go home. Operation’s over. I’m shutting you down.”

Then the scientist said, “What do you think you’re doing, asshole?”

This made Skye super duper pissed off. Skye Zanzibar hated swearing.

“Woah, there’s no reason to use that kind of language, sir. I just don’t’ want to see anyone get in trouble here with the authorities.”

“F#$k off,” the guy started to pull out his pistol.

Well, remember, as much as Skye Zanzibar hates swearing, Ook of Field LOVES killing bad guys. He cocked his M-60 and started mowing the scientist. Man, that guy was dead like that.

“Let’s not have any more bloodshed, move it or lose it, guys!” Skye yelled to the other scientists. Well, they weren’t listening. They were jumping behind tables and stuff and getting out their Mac-10’s.

It was a gunfight like you’ve never see. Bullets and blood was everywhere.

Then there was this scary sound, like a little girl laughing.

Everyone stopped shooting and a little girl ghost ran through the room. She was totally scary. Like that girl in The Ring, which if you have seen it, it's completely scary and that's how this girl looked. A lot of the scientists screamed and ran away. The one’s that didn’t ate some hot lead from Ook’s M-60. Even Skye screamed and ran away.

When Skye got outside, into the hallway, Jarl came through the wall.

“Skye, I pretended like I was a little girl and scared them all,” Jarl said.

“Good job, Jarl.”

“Why are you out here, Skye?”

“Uh, no reason.” But we know Skye got scared.

They went back in. Most of the scientists were dead from M-60 bullets, Ook of Field was really happy.

He said, “Gronk!”

All three of them went and looked at the really hot soup. Skye felt inside the liquid with a tool. There was something in there.

“Stand back, friends,” Skye said.

He poured the soup out onto the floor. There was big egg in the soup. It rolled onto the floor and cracked. Then it cracked some more. Something inside the egg was moving. As it cooled and the soup dripped off, the thing inside came to life more and more.

The egg cracked open and a head stuck out.

It was a mummy monster!

To be continued…

Forget last post

Forget that last post, it completely didn't happen at all.
None of that stuff is real.