Thursday, August 16, 2007

10 Things About Ook of Field

1. Ook of Field is from 176,351 B.C.

2. Ook of field prefers to be called a caveman. He likes being associated with modern men.

3. Ook loves hookers and sex. Ook loves drinking and smoking Kool cigarettes too.

4. Ook wears rags, goggles he stole from Charles Lindbergh, and carries an M-60 .

5.Ook of Field was born, raised, and lived in the same field until he met Sky Zanzibar and was whisked away for fun and adventures.

6. Ook of Field once knocked out Babe Ruth when the Babe called Ook of Field names and tried to make himself look cool in front of some women.

7. Ook is quiet and simple. He likes to think of new things.

8. Ook gets confused by a lot of color.

9. Ook ‘s woman and kids died of disease. He was very unhappy when he met Sky Zanzibar. Since then, Ook of Field has been to seven different time periods, some of those he and Zanzibar have gone to multiple times.

10. Ook of Field once kissed Sky Zanzibar while Zanzibar was sleeping. Ook of Field had been partying with some “Jazz Men” in New York on May 3, 1927. He got back to their hotel room a little late and Zanzibar was already asleep. Ook of Field just gave him a little kiss on the cheek. He wanted to go further but Zanzibar stirred.