Skye shook hands with all the freedom fighters.
“Why you in here?” One of them asked.
“Ook got us in trouble when he ate a cop’s hand.”
“Man, that’s rough.”
Skye and Ook became friends with the freedom fighters.
They did push-ups together and practiced MMA.
One time Skye said, “Things are backwards here and I do not like to hurt cops or break laws but we have to get out of here and escape.”
“Gronk!” Ook of Field said.
“That’s true Ook, if I can get my suit, I can turn 2-D and escape. I think we’ll have to use a trick to get to the bottom of this one.”
That night Skye Zanzibar pretended like he had really bad diarrhea. You can’t mess around with the runs and everyone knows that.
The guard on duty brought him out of the cell and Skye jumped up in the air and did a sweet kick right in the guard’s head. He was knocked the heck out.
“Come on, friends.”
Skye Zanzibar let the freedom fighters and Ook of Field out. But the other prisoners had to stay. “I don’t know your crimes, you could be really mean guys. Doghead, I heard you talking about doing rapes and murders, you are DEFINITELY evil.”
Doghead nodded and the rest of the prisoners agreed it would not be right if they escaped.
“Good luck, Skye Zanzibar.” Doghead said.
Skye Zanzibar shook Doghead’s hand and said, “I hope you learn your lesson from jail, Doghead. Murders and rapes don’t do anyone any good.”
“I think I have, Sky Zanzibar, I think I have,” Doghead said.
They all got to the roof of the jail.
“Now let’s fly!”
Tear spurted out and they all jumped on his back and flew away.
The problem was that Agent Orange was watching them. He cracked his knuckles and thought about strangling.
Tear landed out in the woods.
“We need to make some plans,” the leader of the freedom fighters said.
They sat around and made some plans.
Skye Zanzibar and Ook of Field went down to a stream to skip some rocks and talk about old times and future times.
“Should we help these guys, Ook?”
“Gronk!”
“Yeah, maybe we should. This government is really evil. I can’t believe they have Burn Camps for regular people. Burn camps should only be for criminals and atheists. Because every man must believe in something better than him.”
“Gronk!”
“Yes, Ook, I believe in the religion, Science of Magic.”
“Gronk!”
“We’ll help them topple this government and then we’ll go forward in time and see if we made a difference.”
“Gronk!”
“True, we never make a difference. But there’s a first time for anything.”
Skye Zanzibar and Ook of Field went back to the camp but to their surprise the freedom fighters were all tied up.
“What’s going on?”
“Look out, Skye Zanzibar,” one of the freedom fighters said.
“Too late, little friend,” Agent Orange said from behind Skye and Ook.
