How Ook of Field Got his Badass Goggles

This is the story of how Ook of Field got his badass goggles and what he and Skye Zanzibar were doing in the 1930's.

In Feb. 1932 Skye Zanzibar and Ook of Field found themselves in New York. Sky was learning about mummies at night by sneaking into the New York Museum at night by turning himself 2-D and sliding under the doors. Skye was also fighting crime. Skye Zanzibar caught 14 criminals in March and killed two. They were when the bank robbers would not stop shooting at Skye Zanzibar and Skye was yelling at them, “Stop shooting! Give up and I will take it easy on you fellas!”

They shot at Skye some more from inside the bank.

Skye waited until they were out of bullets to shoot him. He ran into the bank as fast as he could. Skye Zanzibar jumped up in the air and fired two beams of liquid cosmic energy from his forearm blaster and killed the bank robbers. They just wouldn’t give up. Their names were Knuckles Thompson and Dave Kane. They were big guys but when you use guns on Skye Zanzibar he will use escalation of force, just like the police do nowadays.

Ook was doing a lot of partying during that time. He was hanging out with jazzmen in bars, listening to crazy jazz music and drinking drinks all night long. I don’t mean soda, I mean the hard stuff.

One night Babe Ruth himself came into the bar. Ook of Field was hanging with his jazzmen friends, just chilling and The Babe tried to make himself look cool in front of some girls.

The Babe said, “Hey look at that guy. Is he some kind of caveman? I heard cavemen were real dumb and stupid.”

The jazzmen told Ook of Field, “Cool it, brother. The Babe is just trying to look cool in front of those girls.”

Then The Babe said, “I don’t like no stinking caveman. Cavemen smell like crap and dirt.”

Ook of Field just couldn’t take it any longer. He jumped up and slugged The Babe a good one right in his chin. Like Joe Rogan says, "he hit him right on the button." The Babe went down hard and was passed out. All the girls were like, “Ook is hot.” “I would totally do Ook.” One just kissed him without saying anything first. She used tongue too.

Later when Ook got back to the hotel he was living at with Skye, Skye Zanzibar was already asleep. Ook was trashed. He was drunk off his ass. He looked at Skye Zanzibar while Skye was sleeping and then Ook kissed Skye. Ook wanted to go farther, but Skye moved a little, like he was going to wake up.

Later, on March first Ook told Skye he wanted some sweet ass goggles like Charles Lindberg, the pilot. Bugs and dirt was getting in Ook’s eyes when he and Skye were flying on Tear, because Tear had a platform on his back that could hold about six men if they held onto the ropes.

So, Skye Zanzibar hated stealing, but no one had goggles like Charles Lindberg so Skye gave Ook a bunch of money to leave behind and they got a ladder from some guy’s garage and they flew Tear to Charles Lindberg’s house. Ook snuck into the house and stole the goggles.

Ook stole a bunch of stuff and Skye was really mad, he got most mad when he saw Ook stole a baby.

“You will put that baby back, Ook. Please.”

Oook went to put the baby back, but instead he ate it.