Lil Skye

This was an adventure Skye didn’t remember from being a kid, even though he probably should have.
There was one time when Skye was in the year 6630, and he actually found himself as a kid. It was amazing and he and Ook watched his house and saw his mom come outside and send Lil Skye off to school.
Ook stayed and Big Skye went to the school and spied and watched Lil Skye at school and at the end of the day he watched Lil Skye go home and Big Skye walked up and said, “Hey Skye Zanzibar, I’m you in the future. I just wanted to check me out when I was a kid and it’s very strange because you’re way better looking than I remember. By the way in your future you will get this sweet ass suit and travel in time. You’ll see dinosaurs and see times before 3333 when the Aztecs came back.”
“Sweet. Are you really me or are you one of those astronaut, clone, child molesters that the news keeps warning us about?”
“I’m really you, man. Trust me.”
Lil Skye did trust him.
They walked and talked and Big Skye told Lil Skye all the sweet stuff he would do in the future and told him not to be scared of pretty girls and just talk with them because they just want to talk about feelings and cuddle and that’s just as cool as punching and jumping.
They walked up to the door and Lil Skye opened it.
“This was nice, my dad died last year and you’re being like my dad and telling me good stuff I can use.”
“I know Lil Skye.”
“Do you have a caveman friend that travels with you in time?”
“Wow, how did you know, Lil Skye?”
Lil Skye opened the door all the way and Big Skye saw empty bottles of Aztec Vodka all over the floor. On the couch Ook of Field was boning Skye’s mom really strongly.
“Ook, that’s my mom!”
“Gronk!”
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