Things were crazy in 2911. The president was named Big Jake Lake and he made all serial killing legal. People were just killing everyone in the streets.Some scientist that lived in an old warehouse said that he could make people live forever if they wanted and then they couldn’t be killed by serial killers, which tons of people were.
A guy named Steve. He was always mad and wore a dress shirt with a loose tie and rolled up sleeves and he was losing some hair in front and had a mean black moustache said, “sign me up, there’s no way I’m going to die by serial killers.”
Steve paid tons of money without his wife knowing and went to the old warehouse. The scientist had three monkeys in cages and some rats he was doing science on.
One rat had almost a hundred eyes.
Steve laid down where he was supposed to and said, “Do the best work you can, doc.”
The doc had an evil smile.
Steve paid tons of money without his wife knowing and went to the old warehouse. The scientist had three monkeys in cages and some rats he was doing science on.
One rat had almost a hundred eyes.
Steve laid down where he was supposed to and said, “Do the best work you can, doc.”
The doc had an evil smile.
When Steve woke up he could see and hear but he couldn’t move. It looked like he was in dirty water with cigarette butts floating by.
Steve couldn’t move any part of his body at all.
“What the heck did you do to me, crazy Doc?”
The doc laughed and tapped on the glass in front of Steve.
Steve was a brain in a jar!
He was so pissed off, he couldn’t even believe it.
The evil scientist said, “You’re just a brain, but you’re an invulnerable brain. Just stay in liquid and you won’t dry out. That’s the only way for you to die.”
“Damn you doc, you’re evil and if I hand hands and a gun, I’d shoot you down.”
So, for a long time Steve was just hanging out on a table. He watched the sun go up and down. He missed his woman. The lab rats died from no food and the three monkey were getting really hungry too.
Steve couldn’t move any part of his body at all.
“What the heck did you do to me, crazy Doc?”
The doc laughed and tapped on the glass in front of Steve.
Steve was a brain in a jar!
He was so pissed off, he couldn’t even believe it.
The evil scientist said, “You’re just a brain, but you’re an invulnerable brain. Just stay in liquid and you won’t dry out. That’s the only way for you to die.”
“Damn you doc, you’re evil and if I hand hands and a gun, I’d shoot you down.”
So, for a long time Steve was just hanging out on a table. He watched the sun go up and down. He missed his woman. The lab rats died from no food and the three monkey were getting really hungry too.
One night when the scientist, his name was Dr. Ramses, by the way, was at the store, Steve’s table was sitting by the window and there was a storm and a piece of lightening shot into the jar. The water was zapped and boiled and went crazy. Steve felt power surge through his brain. Steve could now talk with the monkeys and they could understand him like a dog understands his master.
Steve taught the monkeys how to open their cages.
The monkeys grabbed his jar and some machetes.
Dr. Ramses walked in and was like, “What the heck is going on here? This is messed up and if you leave I will hunt you down like an animal.”
Steve yelled, “Better an animal than a vegetable or a mineral!”
Steve and his monkeys split.
Dr. Ramses got a pistol from a drawer and shot at them but he missed.
“I will find you and kill you!”
Later that year Steve and his monkeys were living in an abandoned building. Steve was always pissed. He just had a bad attitude.
“Damn monkey, crapping everywhere. Bring me over by the window, not you, you! Hurry up, damn ape.” The monkeys just tossed the jar around like a ball.
The sun felt good.
Then Steve saw Dr. Ramses with two assassins. They were named:
The Executor, he was covered in bionics and metal with white costume. He had machine gun pistols.
Python Hyena, he was a tall Japanese assassin that moved like a slithering snake but always chuckled to himself like a hyena, and he used a knife to kill or sometimes wrapped around his target and gave them the big squeeze. Python Hyena was so evil he killed women and children. Executor lived by the code, like most hitmen, no women, no children.
Steve was hella scared because he though they would kill his monkeys and break his jar and he would sit out and dry up and die.
There was nowhere for Steve to go because serial killing was totally legal.
One of the monkeys grabbed Steve and began taking him into another part of the building.
“Where are you taking me, you flea bitten, dirtball?”
The monkey brought steve to a man who was asleep in a closet. The man had on a red and white spacesuit that looked freakin sweet and awesome and rad!!!
The man was Skye Zanzibar.
Next to the sleeping man was a real caveman.
You can guess who that was.
“Wake up you space bum and caveman. I need help and you have it.”
Skye Zanzibar and Ook of Field woke up.
“Wow, you can talk without lips or a body and you can see me without eyes and your monkeys have machetes,” Skye Zanzibar said.
“That’s right and some serial killer assassins and an evil doctor are coming to kill me and my monkeys, I could use a hand.”
Skye adjusted his uniform and Ook of Field cocked his M-60.
“I hate serial killers. I hate assassins, and I hate evil doctors that want to kill cute monkeys. Let’s do this thing,” Skye Zanzibar said.
Ook nodded.
They all got on the roof and dove off, down on top of the assassins.
There was a huge, kicking butt, fight.
Executor tried to execute Skye Zanzibar and they ran through the abandoned building shooting at each other. There were bullets flying and cosmic energy rays shooting. They kept missing each other and Executor kept yelling at Skye Zanzibar to give up and said swear words at him. Skye ignored him and concentrated on winning the fight.
Ook of Field got wrapped up by Python Hyena and was getting the life squeezed out of him. His face was all red and big, like a balloon.
Steve’s monkeys were throwing his jar back and forth while Dr. Ramses tried to shoot Steve.
Then, Executor had Skye Zanzibar in his sights. Skye was dead for sure, no way he could get out of the way fast enough.
Executor fired his machinegun pistol, but at the last second Skye Zanzibar turned sideways. Skye was in his 2-D form and all the bullets whizzed by his super super thin body. But Skye’s cosmic energy laser still worked in 2-D form. He fired and blasted Executor. Executor’s bionics got shredded and blown but his human part was still barely alive.
“I’ll get revenge on you, Skye Zanzibar.”
“How did you know my name, mister?” Skye said.
“I’m your ancestor, I recognize your DNA with my bionic eye.”
“I’ll never believe that someone as evil as you could be my ancestor, I’m a good person who believes every person is special.”
But Skye knew a liar and Executor was a killer but not a liar. Skye thought a lot about Executor being his relative for a long time.
Meanwhile, Dr. Ramses was almost going to get Steve. Two monkeys kept throwing Steve back and forth and then the third monkey snuck up behind Dr. Ramses with his machete.
“This ends right now, Steve. Now, I have you.”
“I don’t’ think so, turn around.”
“I won’t fall for that one, it’s an old one.”
“Fine.”
The monkey stabbed Dr. Ramses in the back and killed him.
Skye Zanzibar, Steve, and his monkeys went over to where Ook of Field was being strangled by Python Hyena.
“Looks like you need some help, old friend,” Skye Zanzibar said.
Ook nodded and said, “Gronk.”
Skye pointed his cosmic energy laser at Python Hyena’s head and Steve’s monkeys did the same with their machetes.
Skye said, “You’re finished. Go tell all the other assassins and serial killers that Steve and his monkeys are off limits! If anyone tries anything I’ll come looking for them.”
Skye made a notch on one of his time dials to show that he could always come back to this time period if he wanted.
Python Hyena slithered away laughing.
“Your caveman friend sure got the squeeze.” Steve said.
“It looks like you are a friend, Steve. It also looks like two of your monkey’s are main squeezes.”
They looked over and two of Steve’s monkeys were doing it.
“You filthy, flea bitten, dirtbags!” Steve yelled.
Steve taught the monkeys how to open their cages.
The monkeys grabbed his jar and some machetes.
Dr. Ramses walked in and was like, “What the heck is going on here? This is messed up and if you leave I will hunt you down like an animal.”
Steve yelled, “Better an animal than a vegetable or a mineral!”
Steve and his monkeys split.
Dr. Ramses got a pistol from a drawer and shot at them but he missed.
“I will find you and kill you!”
Later that year Steve and his monkeys were living in an abandoned building. Steve was always pissed. He just had a bad attitude.
“Damn monkey, crapping everywhere. Bring me over by the window, not you, you! Hurry up, damn ape.” The monkeys just tossed the jar around like a ball.
The sun felt good.
Then Steve saw Dr. Ramses with two assassins. They were named:
The Executor, he was covered in bionics and metal with white costume. He had machine gun pistols.
Python Hyena, he was a tall Japanese assassin that moved like a slithering snake but always chuckled to himself like a hyena, and he used a knife to kill or sometimes wrapped around his target and gave them the big squeeze. Python Hyena was so evil he killed women and children. Executor lived by the code, like most hitmen, no women, no children.
Steve was hella scared because he though they would kill his monkeys and break his jar and he would sit out and dry up and die.
There was nowhere for Steve to go because serial killing was totally legal.
One of the monkeys grabbed Steve and began taking him into another part of the building.
“Where are you taking me, you flea bitten, dirtball?”
The monkey brought steve to a man who was asleep in a closet. The man had on a red and white spacesuit that looked freakin sweet and awesome and rad!!!The man was Skye Zanzibar.
Next to the sleeping man was a real caveman.
You can guess who that was.
“Wake up you space bum and caveman. I need help and you have it.”
Skye Zanzibar and Ook of Field woke up.
“Wow, you can talk without lips or a body and you can see me without eyes and your monkeys have machetes,” Skye Zanzibar said.
“That’s right and some serial killer assassins and an evil doctor are coming to kill me and my monkeys, I could use a hand.”
Skye adjusted his uniform and Ook of Field cocked his M-60.
“I hate serial killers. I hate assassins, and I hate evil doctors that want to kill cute monkeys. Let’s do this thing,” Skye Zanzibar said.
Ook nodded.
They all got on the roof and dove off, down on top of the assassins.
There was a huge, kicking butt, fight.
Executor tried to execute Skye Zanzibar and they ran through the abandoned building shooting at each other. There were bullets flying and cosmic energy rays shooting. They kept missing each other and Executor kept yelling at Skye Zanzibar to give up and said swear words at him. Skye ignored him and concentrated on winning the fight.
Ook of Field got wrapped up by Python Hyena and was getting the life squeezed out of him. His face was all red and big, like a balloon.
Steve’s monkeys were throwing his jar back and forth while Dr. Ramses tried to shoot Steve.
Then, Executor had Skye Zanzibar in his sights. Skye was dead for sure, no way he could get out of the way fast enough.
Executor fired his machinegun pistol, but at the last second Skye Zanzibar turned sideways. Skye was in his 2-D form and all the bullets whizzed by his super super thin body. But Skye’s cosmic energy laser still worked in 2-D form. He fired and blasted Executor. Executor’s bionics got shredded and blown but his human part was still barely alive.
“I’ll get revenge on you, Skye Zanzibar.”
“How did you know my name, mister?” Skye said.
“I’m your ancestor, I recognize your DNA with my bionic eye.”
“I’ll never believe that someone as evil as you could be my ancestor, I’m a good person who believes every person is special.”
But Skye knew a liar and Executor was a killer but not a liar. Skye thought a lot about Executor being his relative for a long time.
Meanwhile, Dr. Ramses was almost going to get Steve. Two monkeys kept throwing Steve back and forth and then the third monkey snuck up behind Dr. Ramses with his machete.
“This ends right now, Steve. Now, I have you.”
“I don’t’ think so, turn around.”
“I won’t fall for that one, it’s an old one.”
“Fine.”
The monkey stabbed Dr. Ramses in the back and killed him.
Skye Zanzibar, Steve, and his monkeys went over to where Ook of Field was being strangled by Python Hyena.
“Looks like you need some help, old friend,” Skye Zanzibar said.
Ook nodded and said, “Gronk.”
Skye pointed his cosmic energy laser at Python Hyena’s head and Steve’s monkeys did the same with their machetes.
Skye said, “You’re finished. Go tell all the other assassins and serial killers that Steve and his monkeys are off limits! If anyone tries anything I’ll come looking for them.”
Skye made a notch on one of his time dials to show that he could always come back to this time period if he wanted.
Python Hyena slithered away laughing.
“Your caveman friend sure got the squeeze.” Steve said.
“It looks like you are a friend, Steve. It also looks like two of your monkey’s are main squeezes.”
They looked over and two of Steve’s monkeys were doing it.
“You filthy, flea bitten, dirtbags!” Steve yelled.
