Agent Orange 3

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Skye Zanzibar and Ook of Field did a 180 turn.
CRACKS!
Agent Orange knocked Ook’s ass out with a big log.
“Now, I will strangle your body until you are dead.”
“Keep your hands off my body, mister.”

Just as Agent Orange was about to strangle Skye, Skye put his cosmic energy wrist blaster in Agent Orange’s face.
“How about a taste of a little cosmic energy, pal?”
Skye fired.
Agent Orange laughed. He was not hurt at all.
“I am blessed by a thousand Aztec priests of the highest order, sacrificing a thousand women and children a day with 10,000 tears and 100,000 drops of innocent blood. I have powers you do not understand.”
“I understand magic, because I understand science, I understand science because I wasn’t a fool and stayed in school.”
Skye Zanzibar pulled his six shooter out of his holster.

BLAM!

Agent Orange dodged, but part of his fur trenchcoat got shot.
Agent Orange did a back spinning kick and knocked Skye’s pistol. It flew to the ground.
Agent Orange kept spinning and did a big punch to Skye’s stomach. POW.
Skye toppled to the ground. He sure had the wind knocked out of him.
This was the first time Skye got his butt kicked in a fight.
Agent Orange picked Skye up and threw him around like a little kid.
Skye was all dizzy and he fell down.
“Wait, what is your name, why are you trying to give me a case of the death?”
“I am Agent Orange and the government has hired me to kill all those who oppose it.”
“Your government is evil, Agent Orange. It needs to be taken down and rebuilt with more understanding and caring. People don’t want to die for Aztec rituals.”
Agent Orange looked into Skye Zanzibar’s eyes and knew he was right. Killing for the government was wrong.
Agent Orange tore off his gloves and burned them with fire.
“I will use my life to fight for mankind and good things and against the government of the state of California and their evil ways.”
Agent Orange untied all the freedom fighters and shook their hands.
“I’m sorry I killed your brothers. I will make it up to you by killing bad guys that work for the government. I promise you, in the name of freedom I will kill at least 1,850 men. That was the year that California was admitted into the United States.”
The freedom fighters and Agent Orange all hugged.
Skye woke Ook up. He had a lump on his head.
Ook of Field said, “Gronk!”
Skye Zanzibar said, “You can say that again, Ook.”
Everyone totally laughed, even Agent Orange.